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Weird-Looking Knock-Off Buzz Lightyear
Putting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q3mv6QIJ1qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28051202660/weird-looking-knock-off-buzz-lightyear-putting" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6800837/weird-looking-knock-off-buzz-lightyear"&gt;Weird-Looking Knock-Off Buzz Lightyear&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Putting the special in “Toy Special 3”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lmfao&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28206167146</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28206167146</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:37:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Fat Guy Flies on Plane
Surprisingly he was the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7s25gbZk91qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28080928657/fat-guy-flies-on-plane-surprisingly-he-was-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Mo0JTB%20"&gt;Fat Guy Flies on Plane&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Surprisingly he was the only one who got the vegetarian meal. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28206000928</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28206000928</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:34:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Teen High on LSD Starts Fight with a Mailbox
The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7sb3h2uaa1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28117938512/teen-high-on-lsd-starts-fight-with-a-mailbox-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/MIZsLu%20"&gt;Teen High on LSD Starts Fight with a Mailbox&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The way I heard it, the mailbox started the fight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205840115</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205840115</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:31:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Hot Dogs and AIDS
Do I have to get them both...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ryq4G6xb1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28181084196/hot-dogs-and-aids-do-i-have-to-get-them-both" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/MnV5Rp%20"&gt;Hot Dogs and AIDS&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do I have to get them both together?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205689891</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205689891</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:28:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Facebook Post about Fat Tire Misinterpreted
I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7tu68kMJG1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28187384438/facebook-post-about-fat-tire-misinterpreted-i" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6801796/facebook-post-about-fat-tire-gets-misinterpreted"&gt;Facebook Post about Fat Tire Misinterpreted&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t believe that fat tire would be this stupid.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205630933</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205630933</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:27:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Always Wash Your Butt 
You can never escape your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7txy5RC8L1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28199870969/always-wash-your-butt-you-can-never-escape-your" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6801890/always-wash-your-butt"&gt;Always Wash Your Butt&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can never escape your mother’s suggestions, even if you send her to go work in a factory.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205512347</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205512347</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:25:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Dog Wears Big Sister Shirt
I can see the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ttv86rdV1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28202647700/dog-wears-big-sister-shirt-i-can-see-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6801716/dog-wears-big-sister-shirt"&gt;Dog Wears Big Sister Shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can see the resemblance.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205494984</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/28205494984</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 10:25:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Water Bottle Showerhead
What do you mean that’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7fcsxmgVI1qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27618992967/water-bottle-showerhead-what-do-you-mean-thats" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/OwjxT1"&gt;Water Bottle Showerhead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What do you mean that’s not good enough? I fixed it, and I’m recycling.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710746268</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710746268</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:13:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Overly Attached Girlfriend Goes to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gxmugmrb1qasthro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27643416741/overly-attached-girlfriend-goes-to-the-beach" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Pjy420"&gt;Overly Attached Girlfriend Goes to the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;MINE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710681350</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710681350</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:12:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Girl Apparently Lied to Her Dad
“I told him that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gwmxcgBX1qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27645276113/girl-apparently-lied-to-her-dad-i-told-him-that" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/PjJ4MF"&gt;Girl Apparently Lied to Her Dad&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;“I told him that the car was parked perfectly.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wonder what she did ha&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710664224</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710664224</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:11:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Best Pictures of the Day (July 20th, 2012)
Wu...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7h9plmcVN1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27673306500/best-pictures-of-the-day-july-20th-2012-wu" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Nnsi3J"&gt;Best Pictures of the Day (July 20th, 2012)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wu Tang Teammates&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wu tang clan!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710597329</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710597329</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:10:45 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Herpes Pizza
This pizza is great. Every time you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gwkovKe61qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27686040276/herpes-pizza-this-pizza-is-great-every-time-you" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Mqrr0t"&gt;Herpes Pizza&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This pizza is great. Every time you think it’s all gone, some more reappears.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lol gross&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710565309</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710565309</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:10:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Dumbledore Getting Some Gas
Accio gas!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7guahT6FO1qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27705171312/dumbledore-getting-some-gas-accio-gas" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Pjfw1R"&gt;Dumbledore Getting Some Gas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Accio gas!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710491099</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27710491099</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:08:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>corkscrewklown:

You will buy a poncho after reading this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsjbauK3jP1r48ieno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/11016303368/you-will-buy-a-poncho-after-reading-this"&gt;corkscrewklown&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You will buy a poncho after reading this guaranteed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27138219800</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27138219800</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 11:55:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Found this picture online, couldn’t be more true. Worth so...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m741prVBOH1r48ieno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Found this picture online, couldn’t be more true. Worth so many words&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27134449544</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27134449544</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:53:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I Laugh every time.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m741lsImNe1r48ieno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I Laugh every time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27134304129</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/27134304129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 10:51:28 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>DRAKE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nmp2qLXJ1r48ieno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;DRAKE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26513751332</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26513751332</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 14:07:49 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"10 Steps ahead of these niggas"</title><description>“10 Steps ahead of these niggas”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Wiz Khalifa&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512882472</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512882472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:53:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>This woman is playing a Gameboy! Yes, the Big, Fat, Thick gray...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nlz88lm51r48ieno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This woman is playing a Gameboy! Yes, the Big, Fat, Thick gray ones!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512807716</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512807716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:52:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Put me in the mood to do whateva</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_26512416071" src="http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512416071/audio_player_iframe/corkscrewklown/tumblr_m6nlo5ejM91r48ien?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcorkscrewklown%2F26512416071%2Ftumblr_m6nlo5ejM91r48ien" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Put me in the mood to do whateva&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512416071</link><guid>http://corkscrewklown.tumblr.com/post/26512416071</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:45:41 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
